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logoThe Evening Session Tour is a frenzied attack on five cities with crazed fans and three great bands joining in. Steve Lamacq, Catatonia, Idlewild and Travis head the riot. Oh, and Travis's mums...


You want rock 'n' roll excess? Tales from the darkside? Yarns of bad behaviour? Fables of fearless partying? Just ask Travis' mums. But it's not tales about their sons you'll hear, oh no.

"They always turn up to shows in Glasgow, however much we try and keep them away," grins bass-player Dougie Payne snuggling up to his mum backstage at Glasgow's Barrowlands. A proper Mother's Day treat, tonight's show is the first date of Radio 1's week-long Evening Session tour, featuring Travis, co-headliners Catatonia, as well as Edinburgh noiseniks Idlewild. First things first, though...

Fran's mum "When we did the Oasis tour, our mums came to the Aberdeen tour," offers frontman Fran Healy. "Dougie's mum was grabbing Noel and Liam by the cheeks and going, 'Oh son, the show was fabulous'. They came to the gig in Glasgow when Oasis walked off, too. People were ripping up the seats, there was a huge Christmas tree in the middle of foyer which got pulled down... fucking scary. Even our roadies were shitting themselves, but our mums were just standing there cool as fuck."

So cool, in fact, that they crashed the Oasis dressing room and finished off Noel and Liam's champers. Rock 'n' roll huh? A tough act to follow for their offspring and cohorts on this particular jaunt, but hey, I guess they'll have a go.

Visiting Glasgow, Manchester, Leeds, Birmingham and finishing up in Newport with an extended four-hour show featuring live sets from all three acts, the Evening Session comes live each night from a tour bus which parks outside the venues while the bands get on with wowing the crowds inside.

"If somebody said, 'Would you like to book a tour with three bands you really like and then follow it around the country and just hang out?', would you do it? Of course you would," justifies Evening Session host, Steve Lamacq, from inside their rather fetching silver double-decker. It's difficult to miss, thanks to the words The Evening Session Tour emblazoned in huge letters on the side and with a crew of seven and a fully functional radio studio crammed into the tiny upstairs lounge area, it's not hard to see why they think it's like being on a U-Boat.

"They had to actually saw one of the seats in half to get the studio in!" chuckles Steve rather proudly. "Every night, we're doing busking on the bus; we had all of Belle & Sebastian in playing a new song called 'Wrong Love' this afternoon, we've got the Pecadiloes in Leeds and then it's Fuzz Townshend's drum school in Birmingham. We had to get Fuzz, because in a previous life he used to mend buses for a living. Then it's 60 Ft. Dolls in Newport. We've certainly got some characters around, in the bands and within the production team. Our production assistant, Hannah, is already moaning that she hasn't changed her knickers for two days."

Fran and Cerys Ahem. So that's the theory, now down to some practical. Idlewild kick off with their raucous romp much to the delight of an almost hometown crowd who get treated to the first listen of their new single, "Film For The Future." Catatonia fair rip through their fast-becoming greatest hits set, and Cerys manages to upset a thousand or so Glaswegians by innocently asking who won the rugby. And, as Travis take to the stage, guitar player Andy Dunlop's mum adds to the Travis mum legend by almost finding herself on the stage after being misdirected out of the dressing room! Sorry, Mrs Dunlop.

After a fine homecoming show, smiling and dripping with sweat, Travis float from stage to dressing room and within no time, the mums appear to cluck proudly round their offspring. Fran's mum--a Catatonia convert after watching their show tonight--meets Cerys and the pair hit it off instantly.

"My mum pure loves Cerys," offers Fran while Cerys takes it upon herself to make sure everyone has a glass of wine and entertains the gathering by playing Spanish folk songs on a weeny guitar which Andy procured for a tenner that afternoon and--after Cerys fell in love with it--unloaded it to the new Princess of Wales for twenty. Cerys used to busk Spanish folk songs on the streets of Cardiff, which is how she met Catatonia guitarist Mark Roberts. Her velvety Welsh lilt lends itself rather beautifully to Spanish, a language she's also fluent in. A good night all round, then?

"I wouldn't really notice a good night," admits Fran. "To me, that's when none of my plugs come out, none of the strings break and I sing all right. If none of these things go wrong, I think it's a great gig. Then you go off and your manager's standing there going, 'That was dreadful'. Then you have the shows where everything goes wrong and they're saying: 'That was great'."

The next day, the Academy in Manchester finds the clutch of tour buses parked up outside, while pre-soundcheck, Travis get down to some serious football inside.

"During the last World Cup," laughs Fran while catching his breath, "Neil, our drummer, played a gig after we'd broken his leg in a vicious sliding tackle in a game a few days earlier. We wheeled him up onstage and his leg was sticking from behind his kit in this huge plaster cast. You could chop his arms off and his head off and he'd still want to go up and play."

show and tell At which point, Steve wanders microphone in hand, in search of tales for tonight's show. Looks like he's come to the right place. Travis are first up for his Two-Minute Tour Bus Test where they answer a barrage of tour-related questions. A good opportunity to turn the tables and fire some questions at Steve: Why did he choose these particular bands?

"Because we were booking this tour in November, we wanted to get bands we thought were going to come through. At the time we had a really big crush on Catatonia's 'I Am The Mob'. We managed to confirm them just before 'Mulder & Scully' became a huge hit, so we were quite lucky really."

And Travis?

"I met them in New York at the CMJ festival. They're the kind of band you'd like to go on tour with because they're really nice to hang around with. Chipper tunes too."

Idlewild?

"They were our tip for the New Year. I'm really quite excited for them but they really are the shyest blokes. Bless 'em. I first saw them at the Hope And Anchor in front of about 30 people."

What are you most looking forward to this week?

"Apart from seeing the bands every night, we've got an aftershow at TJ's in Newport. It's supposed to be where Kurt proposed to Courtney...I've never been, so I can't wait for that."

As Steve disappears back onto his bus to prepare for his show, we climb aboard the Travis bus for a guided tour. Downstairs, there's a small lounge-cum-kitchen complete with fridge which apparently needs emptying every night. Can't imagine why.

"We ran out of beer last night, so I decided to raid the Evening Session bus," clarifies Dougie. "I was sure they had a secret stash of booze so I was standing outside the Barrowlands in my PJs banging on their bus door, but nobody answered. They were probably quietly sipping sherry in that BBC manner."

At the back of the bus, there's another lounge, complete with TV, video, and stereo, which is where we find Fran, Cerys and 'Tonia guitarist, Mark. The discussion turns to the previous night's Barrowlands show.

TRAVIS TOUR DIARIES
Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel room?
Fran: "A face cloth."
Dougie: "A bathrobe."

What's your favorite place to play?
Fran: "A stage."

What's your favourite food on tour? What do you exist on?
Dougie: "Erm, Ginster's vegetable pasties."

Have either of you got a really annoying habit which annoys the rest of the band on tour?
Fran: "Picking my nose and eating it. I think we all do that."
Dougie: "I don't put my fags out properly."

If someone shouted, "Get off" at you during your first song, what would you do?
Dougie: "Go and kiss Franny."

Which member of the band is the last to get up in the morning?
Fran: "Dougie."
Dougie: "Absolutely, definitely me. And it's always been that way."

What's been your favorite Travis gig?
Fran: "Aberdeen with Oasis, watching 10,000 people jumping up and down. It was just like watching the beginning of the London Marathon when you see all of the heads going like that. It was pretty amazing."

Cerys: "I was moshing down the front last night for you lot. There were these two lads from Glasgow who looked after me. It was nice to be able to go right down the front like that."

Fran: "Can you remember the last time you did it?"

Cerys: "Erm...two weeks ago at the Cornershop gig. The last time we played in Manchester, I did a stage dive for the first time in my life. I just thought, Fuck it. My skirt wasn't there when I eventually got back on the stage!"

Dougie: "What? You were standing there in your knickers?"

Cerys: "I still had my fishnets on...they were ripped to shreds but at least I still had them on."

Dougie: "It's funny because last night I was watching you moshing about and I looked over and this wee lassie from the record company came flying over the top of the crowd...'hiya'."

Fran: "How long does it take you to get back into regular life after a tour?"

Cerys: "I don't know, we've been so busy this year I've hardly been at home at all. I can't sit and watch telly any more, that's why I took up gardening."

Fran: "I've gone the other way."

Dougie: "Now you cannae get off your arse."

Fran: "Touring's just like riding a bike, though. When you get onstange your hands go into place, your legs move into that position..."

Mark: "But the moment you start thinking about it, you forget everything."

Fran: "Last night was the first time we'd played for two months, so it was a bit nerve-racking."

Mark: "Didn't you rehearse?"

Fran: "No, we were like, 'Oh well, we'll just fly into it.' Five songs in and I got an attack of diarrhoea. I woke up yesterday morning and you know that thing when you go, qwwwwack...and I thought, 'Oh no', so I rushed to the toilet and it happened. It continued through the day and I was thinking, 'Don't let it happen onstange' and it did! If you notice I did have to kneel down at one point."

Dougie: "That's so we could scoop out his pants."

Fran: "We should have a guy at the side with fresh nappies, Baby Wet Ones and that cream for sore bottoms."

As the Manchester Academy begins to fill for tonight's show, the Evening Session takes to the air with some vox pops from the Glasgow show: "Is it always this mad at gigs in Glasgow?" Steve asks one lad. "I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere else," comes the rather confusing reply.

Favourite moments include "Giving Cerys my hair clip", "When Fran dedicated 'I Love You Anyways' to his mum", and "The mosh pit for Idlewild". Belle & Sebastian's busk from the previous day also hits the airwaves. "What would you usually be doing on a Sunday," inquires Steve. "Watching the football on telly," comes the reply. Which is nothing compared to the shock Lamacq's going to get come Newport...

"We should get some replica pistols and hijack the Radio 1 bus," smirks Cerys. "We could do it with Balaclavas."

"Can I hold a gun to Steve Lamacq's head?" pleads Dougie.

With Cerys and her guitar entertaining Man Utd footballer, Brain McClair, in the dressing room, tonight's show, and Travis getting mobbed on their bus by girls wanting their breasts signed, it's clear the Evening Session extravaganza is only going to get weirder. And better. May it be the first of many.

Melody Maker
April 4, 1998
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