"Definitely Maybe kicked me up the arse."
It's Fran Healy--reviewing 15 "memorable" years of art school quiffs and lager top.
Where are you?
In a photographic studio in London.It's our round now, what are you having?
A lager top, please.What were you doing 15 years ago?
I was at school going, Oh shit! School sucks unless you're a bully or a boffin.What was the worst thing about being 15?
Being at school. I wouldn't go back for any amount of kudos or money.Did anything good happen to you when you were 15?
I wanted to go to art school. I thought it waould make me cool.What do you know now that you wish you knew then?
That teachers are just kids and they don't have any power.What's your worst fashion faux pas of the last 15 years?
I go a major quiff. I wanted it Morrissey-style, but I looked like a psycho billy.Where do you see yourself in 15 years' time?
I hope I'm still alive, and I hope my life has more balance than it does at the moment.What's the best record of the last 15 years?
Definitely Maybe kicked me up the arse, it had this great authenticity to it.What's been the highlight of the last 15 years?
Getting into art school. The last 15 years have been very memorable thankfully.If you weren't a musician, what would you be?
A painter.What questions do you hate being asked?
You get asked the same questions so many times you start undoing the answers and eventually end up with a purer, more refined answer.What's your personal motto?
You can do anything in this world except change who you are, so get over it and get on with it.What's the strangest story you ever heard about yourself?
That I was seen outside the 100 Club in Oxford--it was in a tabloid so I could have done them for libel--abusing an underage girl or something. I wasn't even in the country.Have you ever smashed up a guitar?
Guitars, microphones, music stands. It's usually due to embarrassment.When was the last time you listened to The Man Who?
While we were recording The Invisible Band, and I thought, Fuck, it's brilliant.What music are you listening to right now?
I've got the White Stripes album. What a great singer. He's so off the cuff, it sounds like he's making it up as he's going along.What do you think of Radiohead?
Kid A's more about patterns and melodies. They've become modern classical music.What's next?
Tour, tour, and tour some more.Q
October 2001
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